Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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