did you get engaged???
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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