I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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