I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
