What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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