I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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