is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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