That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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