How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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