There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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