I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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