I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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