so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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