does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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