your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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