this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
