This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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