You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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