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Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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