i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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