butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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