I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
MIDGETS
????
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
