kristin has been a bad kristin
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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