Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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