Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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