You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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