hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
That's intense
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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