your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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