I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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