So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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