Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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