Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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