They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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