So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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