I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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