it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I see more hoeing in ur future
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