____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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