So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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