So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Randomize
