in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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