I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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