You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I licked your asshole in confidence.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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