awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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