If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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