I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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