I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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