Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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