Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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