i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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