yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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