The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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