at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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