Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Come see our sink grown plant.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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