i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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