I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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