We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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