Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
