Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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