I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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